Over lunch I went to Century 21 with two of my lovely co-workers to pick up curtains and a duvet and a host of other boring items.
While on line, some sort of alteraction broke out between a customer and a cashier. As far as I understand, the customer hit the cashier. All we saw was the cashier charge out from behind the counter wielding a stapler yelling "I DON'T CARE I'LL GO BACK TO JAIL!"
I didn't even know people said that in real life. We had to smush into a corner of pillows to avoid stapler related fallout. It went on for quite some time and was awesome.
There has been so much violence in your lives lately.
ReplyDeleteClearly it either means you must rid yourselves of some kind of bad mojo or both have callings to be kung-fu master transforming furniture salespeople. Or something.
I didn't even know people said that in real life.
ReplyDeleteYou hear it more when you live in The South.